Car Insurance Bullshit.
Fucking state farm. Fucking car insurance. Fucking white hot anger & inescapable GODS DAMNED RAGE.
Do not, DO NOT, when I have explained to you FOUR FUCKING TIMES why what you have told me is Just Wrong, turn around & tell it to me a 5th!
DO FUCKING NOT give me “statewide-increase” & “Statefarm Billing says” when I TOLD YOU I was promised BY STATE FARM BILLING that a Very Specific set of occurrences would Come To Pass.
FACT: I was never informed of the “Statewide Rate Increase.”
FACT: I was told by someone at StateFarm Billing that A) I would be able to distribute the “Month In Reserve Fee” into three chunks which B ) would BEGIN IN SEPTEMBER.
FACT: I Was told this would be noted on my account.
FUCKING FACT: My StateFarm bill for the month of AUGUST Includes both the start of the “Month In Reserve” penalty fee, AND the Statewide rate increase of which I was, as previously stated, NEVER INFORMED.
FINAL FACT: This is the FOURTH time something like this has happened, in my SIX YEARS with you, StateFarm.
These are facts, StateFarm. And they tell a pretty clear story.
This has been me yelling at a corporate shell which will never hear me.