I'm Not Really Here

Head Feels Funny

I’m either having a moment of SEVERE precognitive déjà vu or the exterminator who came into my home without verifying that an awake human was actually present to approve his entry into a PRIVATE FUCKING RESIDENCE sprayed WAY too much pesticide.

Semper Eam Posse Utrumque , I guess.

DID YOU KNOW?

unknownbinaries:

….that a state id is not as valid a form of identification as driver’s license from the same state? Never mind that it’s the same fucking thing, only one says ‘NOT A DRIVER’S LICENSE’ on it?